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{ Monthly Archives } March 2006

The Rich Get Richer

Forbes recently release the a special feature of the world’s riches bitches. It is of no surprise that Bill Gates still tops the list with an estimated $50 billion. That is a five, which I have, followed by a bunch of zeros, which I don’t have. You would think it would be [...]

Crusty Crustacean

Many news sites are reporting the discovery of a new lobster-like crustacean. The crustacean was found some 900 miles south of Easter Island, one of the most remote islands in the Pacific. When I first heard that a new lobster-like animal was found I was ready to start cooking but looking at the [...]

In Ten Years

Mexican President Vicente Fox recently said in an interview to the BBC that in ten years the United States will be asking Mexico for laborers. At first you might be thinking that this would never happen, but it already has. From 1942 to 1964 the Bracero Program allowed Mexicans to come to the [...]

Big Fat Bush

President Bush is a big fat liar. Instead of President Bush we all should just call him Big Fat Bush. Here is a break down of all the lies Big Fat Bush has told:
First, Big Fat Bush said that he would bring Osama Bin Laden to justice at any cost. Well, after [...]

Get Some After Death

There is a great article over at The Seattle Times entitled Can you have a sex life in the afterlife? Once in high school I wrote that my personal hell would be to exist for an eternity without having my senses. For me, the word heaven signifies a world of pleasure, forget that [...]

Veer-Zaara

Veer-Zaara is a tale of two cities, well actually two countries, that of Pakistan and Hindustan (India). Indian Squadron Leader Veer Pratap Singh falls in love when he briefly meets Zaara Hayaat Khan, a Pakistani aristocrat from Lahore. Veer and Zaara spend just two days together but that is enough for them to [...]