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Thoughts on baseball…

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
– Casey Stengel

I’ve come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen.
– Bob Lemon

Hanging out with Derek Jetter sucks beause all th women flock to him.
– Tim Raines

Thoughts on noise…

In antiquity there was only silence. In the 19th century, with the invention of the machine, Noise was born. Today, Noise triumphs and reigns supreme over sensibility of men.
– Luigi Russolo

Love is three minutes of squelching noises.
– Johnny Rotten

In Mexico an air conditioner is called a plicatician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn’t work very well.
– Len Deighton

Thoughts on guilt…

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
– Doug Larson

The guilty think all talk is of themselves.
– Chaucer

There is a difference between him who does no misdeeds because of his own conscience and him who is kept from wrongdoing because of the presence of others.
– The Talmud