Got Gov?

• Is President Obama’s password to Twitter a state secret?
• If your government censor it’s censorship policies you might as well rename your country Airstrip Two.
• I don’t know why the Greek are looking at Germany to bail it out, they should be looking to China.
• France is so famous of losing battles that they have a national holiday after such an occasion, Cinco de Mayo!
• More talk leads to more BS, that’s why peace talks don’t get to any resolution.
• The government invest in smart weapons, smart electrical grids, etc. why doesn’t invest more in smart people?
• Pot Holes: Your tax dollars at making your vehicle not work!
• The US was founded by Free Masons on mason principles and ideals.
• Just like criminals cannot profit from their crimes, so too politicians should be made not to profit from theirs.
• Here is a revenue generating idea, tax up to 80% of all income made by current and former elected politicians.

Econemy

• We may be a nation of many laws but of few jobs.
• Does the American blue collar worker belong in the anthropology museum?
• We do not live in a Capitalist society, this is a Creditlist culture.
• The American Dream + Inception = We Need More Bailouts
• The Federal Reserve is a misnomer, like military intelligence, it’s neither federal and it doesn’t have any reservations of taking bailouts.
• The Federal Reserve is like the prison gang of bankers where instead of getting shanked in the shower they get bonuses in the boiler room.
• Every time you buy a Made in China product, whether it be toys or toothpaste, you have a higher than normal chance you are getting lead too.

Propagandon’t

• Just like guns don’t kill people, religion does not murder, pillage, and rapes people, people murder, pillage, and rapes people.
• News agencies have staff writers, staff photographers, and staff Photoshop illustrators.
• First, Pluto is stripped of it’s planet status, now the Big Bang might be abandoned as the theory of the foundation of the Universe.
• For every insurgent the US military days it has killed, it has killed directly/indirectly 4.3 civilians.
• Give the people bread, not lead!

Questions

• Is President Obama’s password to Twitter a state secret?
• If you travel to a new country and have fast food, like McDonald’s, have you really traveled at all?
• If you can’t be positive at the beginning of an adventure how do you think you will be at the end?
• How can someone who says is good at geography be bad at directions and can’t follow a map to save themselves?
• Do you like it nice and easy or fast and furious?
• What drives you? Passion, success, money, fame, family, or the school bus?
• Have you ever been so hot that even your eyeballs were sweating and that it made you look like you were crying?
• Why should I not mess with Texas?
• If you were a doctor what body part would you specialize?
• Would you rather do something great or be someone great?
• Which is better, a one trick pony or an old dog you can’t teach new tricks?
• Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? And, is she with Waldo?
• Great achievements take great effort, otherwise what’s so great about it?
• Which do you prefer, tiger roll or bear claw?

Randumb

• Old stoners never die, they just get faded.
• I should be dreaming, I need to go deeper.
• Stupidity is viral.
• I am the sum of all my multiple personalities.
• We are all reality stars.
• I want to trademark the word copyright and copyright the word trademark.
• When you tell someone “I love you” there should be an equal emphasis on all words. Some focus on “I” most, others “you”, and some on “you”.
• I wish world governments would work together to develop a machine to slow the spin of the earth to make more hours in the day!
• Some people wakeup with the wrong emotional settings marked as default.
• A real Mexican restaurant has menudo in the menu, otherwise it’s not Mexican.
• I think it’s retarded to think about banning the word retarded.
• Best New Excuse: A hacker stole my homework and posted it on Associated Content!
• Kids are the best except when they are at their worst.
• There is a class of people that call themselves celebrities but there is nothing about them to celebrate.
• If you could power your vehicles with the jealousy from haters, we could solve our need of foreign oil.
• I love digitally, I’m either turned on or turned off.
• In no country, culture, time, or parallel universe does nagging make things better.
• Waiting for the future does not make it arrive any faster.
• I CAN HAZ NOT SLEEP!
• Doctors have more meds than they have answers and in the end I think that the meds make you happier.
• The customer is always right but the customer doesn’t always know what is right, therefore always make the customer feel like he is right.
• What is wrong is in the eye of the beholder.
• Beauty doesn’t much care about the beholder.
• There are a few things that street cred will get you that credit will not.
• FUD is food for the feeble.
• Life is short so go long!
• Life is epic.

Independence Day

• Happy Birthday, America!!! Let’s go out and celebrate with Chinese made fireworks.
• Happy 4th and death to the Hessian mercenaries!
• Be patriotic, think for yourself.
• God bless America cause we can sure use some Divine help.
• Happy Fourth: Don’t Tread on ME!

• Flumageddon
• Snowmageddon
• Ashmageddon
• Floodmageddon
• Oilmageddon
• Terrormageddon

From working with a variety of computer systems, I know how an error like this can potentially have been introduced. Often times, when working on a new software feature, you have test said features but with fake data. A common practice is to simulate a small portion of the computer system with fake data to mock the environment. In the worst situations, actual test data or test conditions are hard coded in the actual application. If fake test data is embedded in a production system, like that used by the New York Police, their might be certain conditions like a certain date or time or report type that will trigger the test data to percolate to the surface.

Along this lines, I have seen certain feature in a computer system not function correctly because it is installed in a Windows Vista as opposed to Windows Vista, or that on leap years it behaves erraticly, or that if you installed it on the D:\ drive as opposed to the C:\ drive you won’t be able to save files, etc.

As we wrap database and computer systems around every piece of personal data, from credit report to no fly lists, it is important to design them in such a way to limit the number potential victims of said systems. For example, if you are a victim of identity theft you will have to go to great lengths to clear your name and credit history because of how these systems are replicated and copied and ultimately considered to never be wrong.

Sources:

• NYC Cops Sorry for Pounding Couple’s Door 50 Times
• Police Raid Berwyn Heights Mayor’s Home, Kill His 2 Dogs

Obamanation

• Obama can’t claim transparency if key questions are off limits.
• I think the Apple iPad announcement got more press than Obama’s State of the Union.

Got Gov?

• In the future we will vote by texting the candidate of our choice to 90GOV.
• Which is the most secretive, the CIA or the FED?
• Large corporations such as Google have a foreign policy, they should openly hire a VP of State.
• Some cities have more traffic cameras than they do stop sings.
• The US government will install Wyclef Jean as dictator of Haiti.
• Haiti Donations: Tiger Woods $3 (Million), Gisele $1.5, Sandra Bullock $1, Brangelina $1, and the whole of China $1 and lead laden toys and toxic toothpaste
• Your government does not want you to think since most government officials don’t.

Econemy

• A bridge tolls are a racket.
• If you build it, they will tax it.
• Greed precedes the downfall of civilizations.
• The fast, easy, simple way to make money: get a job.

Propagandon’t

• Haiti is the new New Orleans.
• Power to the politicians, bailout to the bankers!
• I am going to write a new childrens book: The ABCs of the CIA
• National security is a false religion.

Question

• If Governor Schwarzenegger’s tenure was a movie what genre would it be, horror, sci-fi, thriller, or gore flick?
• If Jesus was born today would he be a carpenter? Chef? Programmer? I know a guy named Jesus and he is a gardener who sends money to Mexico.
• Which is worse, terrorist or TSA thugs?
• Does national security trump civil rights, constitutional law, and international treaties?
• What would you pay for freedom? Can you put it on lay away?
• What do you call an optimal optimist? Optimist Prime?
• A pessimist is someone that sees the glass half empty, what do you call someone that sees it 3/4 empty?
• Are you a paper chaser or a paper pusher?
• Why is it that fast food is the slowest to digest?
• Are you proactive or reactive?
• Are you dependent, independent, or interdependent of others?

Randumb

• Power to the Party People.
• It’s been raining for four days and four nights, that’s like 10% of a perfect storm of biblical proportion.
• Not sure if I should take my car or jet ski to work today. Part of the freeway have flooded after two days of rain.
• Just how stores have a line for 15 items or less, they should have another line when you have 15 coupons or more.
• If ignorance is bliss, then stupidity must be enlightenment.
• The truth should fear no question and no question should fear any answer.
• Life experiences can not be made more efficient, otherwise you mis the point.
• In the future everyone will have 15 minutes of fame, and every company will have their own branded smart phone device.
• Your happiness should not depend on other people’s decisions.
• Love is not a strategy.
• Show love, not hurt!!
• Love is a fame monster.
• Dreams for sale. Like new. Never achieved.
• I nominate “I’m bluffing with my muffin” as the motto/tagline for 2009.
• I am waking unofficial autobiography for self.

Craporation

• There should be Freedom of Information Act for corporations. I want to know everything that Google knows about me and how that info is used

• Jonathan Ive / Apple / Senior Vice President of Industrial Design
• Melinda Gates / Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation / Cochair, Trustee
• Shai Agassi / Better Place / CEO
• Reed Hastings / Netflix / CEO
• Rich Ross / Disney Channels Worldwide / President
• Sandy Bodecker / Nike / Vice President of Global Design
• Tero Ojanpera / Nokia / Executive Vice President
• Michele Ganeless / Comedy Central / President
• Jon Rubinstein / Palm / Executive Chairman
• James Schamus / Focus Features / CEO

• Use as short and easy to remember username as possible.
• Add original picture and background to your profile.
• Retweet tweet messages if you find them meaningful, insightful, or to show appreciation.
• Always give proper credit for retweet and leave message intact as much as possible.
• If you can’t tweet anything nice, retweet somebody else.
• It is best to retweet the source, not a retweet of a retweet of a retweet etc.
• Don’t tweet anything your wouldn’t say in person.
• Use hashtags to add context, additional information to your status update.
• On Friday list fellow twitterers that reply to you using the hashtag #followfriday.
• Follow as many of those that follow you, but beware of SEO, marketers, bots, and spammers.
• Celebrities won’t follow you, but follow and engage those that celebrities actually follow.
• Follow those near you and attend tweetups.
• Use Twitter clients such as TweetDeck, Twitteriffic, or Twhirl.
• 140 characters force you to keep it short, be sure to keep it succinct.
• Reply, retweet, and converse with your friends and followers.
• Be humble, no matter how many follower you have, don’t call them your followers.
• Mark tweets that you enjoy as your favorite.
• If nothing else, just add value.

I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition.

Forty-four Americans have now taken the presidential oath. The words have been spoken during rising tides of prosperity and the still waters of peace. Yet, every so often the oath is taken amidst gathering clouds and raging storms. At these moments, America has carried on not simply because of the skill or vision of those in high office, but because We the People have remained faithful to the ideals of our forbearers, and true to our founding documents.

So it has been. So it must be with this generation of Americans.

That we are in the midst of crisis is now well understood. Our nation is at war, against a far-reaching network of violence and hatred. Our economy is badly weakened, a consequence of greed and irresponsibility on the part of some, but also our collective failure to make hard choices and prepare the nation for a new age. Homes have been lost; jobs shed; businesses shuttered. Our health care is too costly; our schools fail too many; and each day brings further evidence that the ways we use energy strengthen our adversaries and threaten our planet.

These are the indicators of crisis, subject to data and statistics. Less measurable but no less profound is a sapping of confidence across our land – a nagging fear that America’s decline is inevitable, and that the next generation must lower its sights.

Today I say to you that the challenges we face are real. They are serious and they are many. They will not be met easily or in a short span of time. But know this, America – they will be met.

On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord.

On this day, we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn out dogmas, that for far too long have strangled our politics.

We remain a young nation, but in the words of Scripture, the time has come to set aside childish things. The time has come to reaffirm our enduring spirit; to choose our better history; to carry forward that precious gift, that noble idea, passed on from generation to generation: the God-given promise that all are equal, all are free, and all deserve a chance to pursue their full measure of happiness.

In reaffirming the greatness of our nation, we understand that greatness is never a given. It must be earned. Our journey has never been one of short-cuts or settling for less. It has not been the path for the faint-hearted – for those who prefer leisure over work, or seek only the pleasures of riches and fame. Rather, it has been the risk-takers, the doers, the makers of things – some celebrated but more often men and women obscure in their labor, who have carried us up the long, rugged path towards prosperity and freedom.

For us, they packed up their few worldly possessions and traveled across oceans in search of a new life.

For us, they toiled in sweatshops and settled the West; endured the lash of the whip and plowed the hard earth.

For us, they fought and died, in places like Concord and Gettysburg; Normandy and Khe Sahn.

Time and again these men and women struggled and sacrificed and worked till their hands were raw so that we might live a better life. They saw America as bigger than the sum of our individual ambitions; greater than all the differences of birth or wealth or faction.

This is the journey we continue today. We remain the most prosperous, powerful nation on Earth. Our workers are no less productive than when this crisis began. Our minds are no less inventive, our goods and services no less needed than they were last week or last month or last year. Our capacity remains undiminished. But our time of standing pat, of protecting narrow interests and putting off unpleasant decisions – that time has surely passed. Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America.

For everywhere we look, there is work to be done. The state of the economy calls for action, bold and swift, and we will act – not only to create new jobs, but to lay a new foundation for growth. We will build the roads and bridges, the electric grids and digital lines that feed our commerce and bind us together. We will restore science to its rightful place, and wield technology’s wonders to raise health care’s quality and lower its cost. We will harness the sun and the winds and the soil to fuel our cars and run our factories. And we will transform our schools and colleges and universities to meet the demands of a new age. All this we can do. And all this we will do.

Now, there are some who question the scale of our ambitions – who suggest that our system cannot tolerate too many big plans. Their memories are short. For they have forgotten what this country has already done; what free men and women can achieve when imagination is joined to common purpose, and necessity to courage.

What the cynics fail to understand is that the ground has shifted beneath them – that the stale political arguments that have consumed us for so long no longer apply. The question we ask today is not whether our government is too big or too small, but whether it works – whether it helps families find jobs at a decent wage, care they can afford, a retirement that is dignified. Where the answer is yes, we intend to move forward. Where the answer is no, programs will end. And those of us who manage the public’s dollars will be held to account – to spend wisely, reform bad habits, and do our business in the light of day – because only then can we restore the vital trust between a people and their government.

Nor is the question before us whether the market is a force for good or ill. Its power to generate wealth and expand freedom is unmatched, but this crisis has reminded us that without a watchful eye, the market can spin out of control – and that a nation cannot prosper long when it favors only the prosperous. The success of our economy has always depended not just on the size of our Gross Domestic Product, but on the reach of our prosperity; on our ability to extend opportunity to every willing heart – not out of charity, but because it is the surest route to our common good.

As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals. Our Founding Fathers, faced with perils we can scarcely imagine, drafted a charter to assure the rule of law and the rights of man, a charter expanded by the blood of generations. Those ideals still light the world, and we will not give them up for expedience’s sake. And so to all other peoples and governments who are watching today, from the grandest capitals to the small village where my father was born: know that America is a friend of each nation and every man, woman, and child who seeks a future of peace and dignity, and that we are ready to lead once more.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

We are the keepers of this legacy. Guided by these principles once more, we can meet those new threats that demand even greater effort – even greater cooperation and understanding between nations. We will begin to responsibly leave Iraq to its people, and forge a hard-earned peace in Afghanistan. With old friends and former foes, we will work tirelessly to lessen the nuclear threat, and roll back the specter of a warming planet. We will not apologize for our way of life, nor will we waver in its defense, and for those who seek to advance their aims by inducing terror and slaughtering innocents, we say to you now that our spirit is stronger and cannot be broken; you cannot outlast us, and we will defeat you.

For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus – and non-believers. We are shaped by every language and culture, drawn from every end of this Earth; and because we have tasted the bitter swill of civil war and segregation, and emerged from that dark chapter stronger and more united, we cannot help but believe that the old hatreds shall someday pass; that the lines of tribe shall soon dissolve; that as the world grows smaller, our common humanity shall reveal itself; and that America must play its role in ushering in a new era of peace.

To the Muslim world, we seek a new way forward, based on mutual interest and mutual respect. To those leaders around the globe who seek to sow conflict, or blame their society’s ills on the West – know that your people will judge you on what you can build, not what you destroy. To those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and the silencing of dissent, know that you are on the wrong side of history; but that we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist.

To the people of poor nations, we pledge to work alongside you to make your farms flourish and let clean waters flow; to nourish starved bodies and feed hungry minds. And to those nations like ours that enjoy relative plenty, we say we can no longer afford indifference to suffering outside our borders; nor can we consume the world’s resources without regard to effect. For the world has changed, and we must change with it.

As we consider the road that unfolds before us, we remember with humble gratitude those brave Americans who, at this very hour, patrol far-off deserts and distant mountains. They have something to tell us today, just as the fallen heroes who lie in Arlington whisper through the ages. We honor them not only because they are guardians of our liberty, but because they embody the spirit of service; a willingness to find meaning in something greater than themselves. And yet, at this moment – a moment that will define a generation – it is precisely this spirit that must inhabit us all.

For as much as government can do and must do, it is ultimately the faith and determination of the American people upon which this nation relies. It is the kindness to take in a stranger when the levees break, the selflessness of workers who would rather cut their hours than see a friend lose their job which sees us through our darkest hours. It is the firefighter’s courage to storm a stairway filled with smoke, but also a parent’s willingness to nurture a child, that finally decides our fate.

Our challenges may be new. The instruments with which we meet them may be new. But those values upon which our success depends – hard work and honesty, courage and fair play, tolerance and curiosity, loyalty and patriotism – these things are old. These things are true. They have been the quiet force of progress throughout our history. What is demanded then is a return to these truths. What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility – a recognition, on the part of every American, that we have duties to ourselves, our nation, and the world, duties that we do not grudgingly accept but rather seize gladly, firm in the knowledge that there is nothing so satisfying to the spirit, so defining of our character, than giving our all to a difficult task.

This is the price and the promise of citizenship.

This is the source of our confidence – the knowledge that God calls on us to shape an uncertain destiny.

This is the meaning of our liberty and our creed – why men and women and children of every race and every faith can join in celebration across this magnificent mall, and why a man whose father less than sixty years ago might not have been served at a local restaurant can now stand before you to take a most sacred oath.

So let us mark this day with remembrance, of who we are and how far we have traveled. In the year of America’s birth, in the coldest of months, a small band of patriots huddled by dying campfires on the shores of an icy river. The capital was abandoned. The enemy was advancing. The snow was stained with blood. At a moment when the outcome of our revolution was most in doubt, the father of our nation ordered these words be read to the people:

“Let it be told to the future world…that in the depth of winter, when nothing but hope and virtue could survive…that the city and the country, alarmed at one common danger, came forth to meet [it].”

America. In the face of our common dangers, in this winter of our hardship, let us remember these timeless words. With hope and virtue, let us brave once more the icy currents, and endure what storms may come. Let it be said by our children’s children that when we were tested we refused to let this journey end, that we did not turn back nor did we falter; and with eyes fixed on the horizon and God’s grace upon us, we carried forth that great gift of freedom and delivered it safely to future generations.