Occupy Revolution

• Occupy Idiocracy
• You Are Being Occupied?
• Brown Shirt, Black Shirt, White Shirt
• I Am the 99%

Politicalol

• The Complete Cost of the Iraq War
• Welcome to World War 3
• Is The Federal Government Too Big To Fail?

Feardom

• Future of Checkpoint Screening
• Iran-Contra Affair II
• We Don’t Need No Stinking Search Warrants
• Slave Technology

Pronpaganda

• California Redemption Value Tax
• Climate Engineering and Troll Propaganda

Retweet 2011

• Retweet December 2011
• Retweet November 2011
• Retweet October 2011
• Retweet September 2011
• Retweet April 2011
• Retweet March 2011
• Retweet February 2011

Got Gov?

• The Department of State runs most NGOs.
• Regime change is not a revolution.
• The US State Department has over 18+K people in the Baghdad, more than they have working inside Washington, DC.
• The US is pulling out of Iraq, president Obama should know that the pull out method is not the most recommended.
• Most people know that the US has an earthquake machine, most people don’t realize is that they have a mini version: heart attack machine
• Iran to US: All your drone are belong to us.
• Who dropped the SOPA?
• Politics is bananas.
• The future of politics: Dancing With Republican Candidates.

Econemy

• Mo’ money, mo’ cents.
• Our modern economy is largely based on waste.
• Just like money doesn’t grow on trees, jobs aren’t created by political speeches.
• Money is a drug. Banks are dealers.
• Either we build the future we want or we outsource our future to China.

Randumb

• Bacon is the future!
• Your brain has been co-opted.
• That star is moving like an unnamed areal vehicle.
• Mo’ money, less taxes.
• You can learn a lot about a person by there shopping list, including how they write it and order it.
• One of the worst things about traveling, in addition to delays and TSA gropings, rude cabbies.
• There is nothing more annoying that carrying a pen that does not work!

#40dollars

• #40dollars means $3,350 KES (Keynan Shillings).
• #40dollars means I still don’t have a job and Gitmo is still not closed.
• #40dollars means we will pay $120 to pay for this.
• #40dollars means I can buy a fake birth certificate and fake ID from Hawaii. #mclovin
• #40dollars means a bone that they toss to stupid slaves to fight over.
• It’s not like Obama is giving anybody #40dollars.
• #40dollars means one extra lap dance at my local strip joint.
• #40dollars means I could buy more Chinese made products.
• #40dollars means I can score a bump of coke.

Obamanation

• President Obama pardons Wall Street turkeys and gives them billion dollar bailouts to stuff themselves.
• The emperor has no clothes and you have no constitutional rights.
• Money don’t buy you the presidency, oh wait it does help to outspend other candidates 100 to 1.
• Barack Obama’s whole extended family and friends occupy the White House.
• Being president has been the best financial decision made by Bobama.

Got Gov?

• Speak softly and carry a large fleet of aircraft carriers.
• The sun never sets on the American covert operations and CIA drone strikes.
• The US is outsourcing its future.
• The American dream is an illusion.
• Occupy Freedom
• Occupy The American Dream.
• Free yourself, occupy something.
• Beware: You may be blatantly illegal.
• Judges hold grudges

Econemy

• In a capitalist society, every holiday is celebrated by buying something.
• No jobs, no future, no soup for you.
• Humming the Blue Collar Blues.
• The American Dream is made in China, like pretty much everything else.
• Money don’t buy you love, but you can sure get a lap dance.
• More jobs, less filling.

Randumb

• I’m losing my religion/medication.
• Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I feel like a nap.
• After Black Friday, Cyber Monday. After Cyber Monday, Broke-ass Wednesday.
• Keep calm and get over it.
• My feelings, the undiscovered continent.
• Forget counting sheep, I count hundreds.
• Money can’t buy you swag.
• Money can’t buy you common sense.

In Da Future

• In the future, someone will be convicted based on their shadow.
• In the future, not using your real name in G+ or Facebook would be considered identity theft.
• In the future, there will be an iPhone app that can express your genes.
• In the future, you will be charged for conspiracy for conspiring with yourself and other multiple personalities.
• In the future, if you hate yourself you will be charged with a hate crime.

Occupy Everything

• What will make bigger news, mass arrests of protesters or the latest iPhone release rumors? #occcupywallstreet
• NYPD want to rename #OccupyWallStreet to #OccupyJailCell
• Epic fail by OPD injuring a veteran/protester. #noflyzone #occupyoakland
• At the Occupy San Francisco protest I saw a few folks with blue paint in their face, a la Braveheart. Must be to defect face recognition.
• NYPD entraps and arrest hundreds of protesters and still the media does nothing. The media has sold its free speech for corporate money.
• Your occupation has been co-opted.
• We the 99% hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.
• Police, protecting and serving the shit out of you! #OccupyWallStreet
• I’m a human being not a commodity. #OccupyWallStreet
• Due to recent budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. #OccupyWallStreet
• I can’t afford a lobbyist. #OccupyWallStreet
• Tear Down This Wall St. #OccupyWallStreet
• Shoot sperm not bullets. #OccupyWallStreet
• Wall Street causes depression, government bails them out. People go to jail for protesting government bail out have to bail themselves out.
• #OccupyEverything
• #OccupyOakland
• #OccupySandHillRoad
• #OccupyInternationalSpaceStation and #OccupyMoonBaseLunaOne
• #OccupyWorldWideWide
• #OccupyAllTheThings

Quotes

• I’m all for leaking when it’s organized. – White House Chief of Staff Bill Daley
• We don’t need a warrant, we’re ICE, the warrant is coming out of my balls. – US Immigration and Customs Enforcement ICE officer

Got Gov

• Warning: You may be blatantly illegal.
• Drone Nation Under God
• Video and audio recording is just the tip of the iceberg of what police are monitoring, screening, and scanning for in public places.
• FBI: FaceBook, Inc.
• To serve, and protect, and crack heads. – Police Department
• Protests in the streets and bipartisanship in government.

Politricks

• The next leader of Libya will be in office no less than 12 years, Afghan President Hamid Karzai has already been in office for 8 years.
• Libya’s NTC is off to a great start by making it’s first act of murder. Gaddafi was taken alive but he has since mysteriously died.

Econemy

• You don’t close your bank account, the back forecloses on you.
• If you don’t get it a home you will go get it somewhere else. This is true for corporate taxes and that is why Google is incorporated in Ireland and pays so little taxes.

Propagandon’t

• The American dream is an illusion.
• Not every conspiracy is a theory.
• The news media: if it’s not on a teleprompter or press release they don’t know what to make of the news.
• There is no such thing as freedom of speech if you don’t speak up.

Questions

• Are living in the future, or living in the past?
• Which is worse, a rebel without a cause or a youth without a rebellion?
• So you think the FBI uses FaceBook’s public developer APIs or internal undocumented APIs?

Occupy Everything

• You are either a soldier or you have been sold out? #occcupywallstreet
• Protests in the streets and bipartisanship in government.
• Power to the 99%!
• I guess #OccupyWallStreet protesters are terrorists because the NYPD Counter Terrorism unit is in full force.
• #OccupyInternationalSpaceStation and #OccupyMoonBaseLunaOne
• #OccupyWorldWideWide
• #OccupyAllTheThings
• Anthony Bologna is the Hosni Mubarak of #OccupyWallStreet.
• Democracy is not a spectator sport. #OccupyWallStreet
• There will be blood. #FalseFlag #OccupyWallStreet
• NYPD want to rename #OccupyWallStreet to #OccupyJailCell
• Wall Street causes economic depression, government bails them out. People go to jail for protesting government bail out but have to bail themselves out.
• Police, protecting and serving the shit out of you! #OccupyWallStreet
• I’m a human being not a commodity. #OccupyWallStreet
• Due to recent budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. #OccupyWallStreet
• I can’t afford a lobbyist. #OccupyWallStreet
• Tear Down This Wall St. #OccupyWallStreet
• Shoot sperm not bullets. #OccupyWallStreet

Got Gov?

• I thought the FBI has better things than to help celebrities with their naked pictures.
• If you elect any monkey to the presidency, democrat or republican, nothing would have change either way?
• The federal government is not America!
• Drone Nation Under God
• Video and audio recording is just the tip of the iceberg of what police are monitoring, screening, and scanning for in public places.
• New reality, the US kills its own citizens with or without due process (Anwar al-Awlaki), with or without evidence (Troy Davis).
• DOJ paid $16 for a muffin, I wonder how much they pay for a hooker.
• Government spending: $16 muffins, $8 coffee, $435 claw hammers, $640 toilet seat, $7k coffee makers, $8 million drupal websites…
• TSA Choice: Molestation or Radiation

Quote

• None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. – Goethe
• We still have racism, God knows, but it so different now, it’s so much better. – Al Gore

Obamanation

• Being president has been the best financial decision made by Bobama. #TheOnePercent
• Shake it up, stop complaining, stop grumbling, stop crying, stop stealing, stop smacking, stop crackalacking, stop pimping. – President Obama

Econemy

• Convenience fees aren’t so convenient.
• Greece had it better when it was under the boot of the Ottoman Empire than now that it is under the thumb of the EU.
• Solyndra is the green energy Enron.

Propagandon’t

• Freedom of choice is no freedom is there is no choice.
• This seems accurate and specific, msnbc is reporting “Satellite expected to re-enter over Canada or Africa by Saturday or Sunday”
• The news media: if it’s not on a teleprompter or press release they don’t know what to make of real news.
• The news is another word for PR.
• The network news are as bad about forecasting terror attacks as they are about hurricanes.

Question

• If light travels faster than the speed of light does it time travel?
• Which is worse, a rebel without a cause or a youth without a rebellion?
• So you think the FBI uses FaceBook’s public developer APIs or internal undocumented APIs?

Randumb

• Love is indivisible and innumerable.
• Swag life.
• I’m watching What Would You Do? I would tweet about it.
• We are the future unless you are living in the past.
• Nothing is a surprise when you are a time traveling psychic.
• My favorite section at the super market is the Mexican aisle, where else would you find “snack style pickled pork skins.”
• In an alternative universe, Michael Bay is a demolition engineer.
• Life is an adventure, pack accordingly.
• Jay-Z should sample Safety Dance.
• Tired. Sleepy. Hungry.
• Watching Irene and The City. This shit storm is boring.
• Power to the tweeple.
• The future is cyclical and maniacal.
• Time is telescoping.
• And then God said, “Let there be electromagnetic radiation” and there was wave-particle photons.
• There is no such thing as freedom of speech if you don’t speak up.
• I make protest signs using baseball bats, nails, and cardboard paper.
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In Da Future

• In the future, someone will be convicted based on their shadow.
• In the future, the police will run you over with their scooter then arrest you for assaulting a police officer and damaging police property.
• In the future, not using your real name in G+ or Facebook would be considered identity theft.
• In the future, illegal alien robots will steal your job.
• In the future justice will be outlawed.
• In the future, you’ll be able to buy a dishwasher with zero percent down and now taxes with free delivery on Patriot Day.

• I am SO proud of my President in this moment!!! #statesman #worldleader #blackman
• Historic speech before both Houses of Commons in UK… and he’s killin’ it! RT @macguyinnc Could you clarify as to why?
• For those who have questioned my comment… I am proud not only because Obama is a black man, but because I am too!!!

As a Buddhist and a scholar, and I know that such hubris, attachment, and blind allegiance to someone based on color, religion, ethnicity has been at the heart of genocide, war, and discrimination. My natural response to blind partisanship is satire and so I tweeted the following.

• @levarburton I thought you were proud because you are Obama’s mom.
• @levarburton are you also proud of African despots, dictators, and tyrants?
• @levarburton I am proud not only because Obama is a rich elitist working for corporate America, but because I am too!!!

Now interestingly enough, the comments made by LeVar Burton came less than a week of an interview on 60 Minutes with Al Sharpton who said outright that he and his National Action Network are not critical of President Obama, as he has been with ever other president, because of color of the President.

I don’t judge the President by the color of his skin but by whether or not he has keep his campaign promises. President Obama promised to get our troops out of Iraq, to close down Gitmo, and fix the broken economy and yet we still have troops in Iraq, prisoners in Gitmo, and Goldman Sachs running Wall Street.

Obamatron

• If the government shuts down will President Barrack Obama declare himself Sultan Hussein Obama?
• The Obama 2012 campaign has begun… Obama to deliver speech from Facebook. I hope he will friend me.
• Did the president just propose to share medical test results with your doctors on Facebook?
• What is the president rambling about comparing the economy to cars “they still have clutch cars…?” I don’t think he has a drivers license.
• We are both a nation of immigrants and a nation of laws – Obama
• President Obama is the ringmaster of the sideshow, carnival, and circus of Obama barkers.
• One way to prove if President Obama’s birth certificate is real is to look in the back and see if it’s “Made in China.”
• Obama’s Birth Certificate for President 2012.
• The fact that there was a birther debate for over two years proves President Obama lack of leadership outside his minions and Obamabots.
• Real transparency ends the debate.
• President Obama should just preemptively make available all public records and transcripts. He could just end the debate.
• President Obama and the Obamabots fuel and seed the birther debate and the “sideshows and carnival barkers.
• I have a birth certificate therefore I am.
• Don’t be an Uncle Obama.
• The name of my autobiography: I, Barry Soetoro
• Obama promised to end the war in Iraq, but instead he got us involved in a civil war in Libya.
• President Obama quietly accepted his transparency award from the open government community this week in a closed, undisclosed meeting.

Got Gov?

• IRS agents don’t carry calculators, they carry guns.
• Half of congress are trolls the other half are tools.
• Welcome to the United Slaves of America.
• Every time the TSA fondles your nuts a terrorist gets his wings.
• In a transparent government there is no need for FOA requests because the information would already be in the public.
• Just like real men are secure with themselves to wear pink, real democracies don’t scan the naked bodies of men, women, and children.
• There is little surprise that Russian police confiscated thousands of books describing Russian police corruption.
• What percent of China’s economy is based on copying, cloning, knock offs, piracy of American intellectual property?

War Racket

• America will be in engaged in conflict across the globe for the next twenty years. This is World War III, we just don’t know it.
• We are in the midst of World War III and we just don’t know it.
• You can follow the money, or you can follow the oil.
• Military speeding has besieged the economy.

Pronpaganda

• Twitter is full of trolls, spooks, bots, and sockpuppets, and social media experts. I just don’t know which is worst to follow.
• Does the US State Department run social media training camps in the Middle East?
• Retweet Journalist is to journalism what back seat drivers and air chair quarterbacks are to NASCAR and football, respectively.
• Dear @CNN, thanks for reporting all day on important news such as the royal wedding and not depressing news such a deadly tornado back home.
• CNN should rename the network to SNN, Shill News Network.
• The white house has a green room and a green screen room.

Royal Wedding

• The royal wedding was a parade of bad teeth and bad hats.
• The royal wedding is ruining my relationship.
• The royal family is the biggest bunch of dead beat welfare recipients.
• The only commentary about the monarchy and royal wedding is that of Thomas Paine.
• If Price William had to battle for the crown of England as did his inbreeding barbarian ancestors he would end up being the court jester.

Questions

• Is any employee worth $100 million dollars?
• How do you monetize the bubble?
• Why does naturally flavored sparkling water have aspartame?
• What platform will reach the singularity first?
• What the hell is Microsoft Project Server 2010 Accounts?
• Does anyone use the Stickybits app?
• Is social Google’s Vietnam?
• Who moved my cheese? Who broke my test?
• Is the point and shoot camera a thing of the past like film?
• Is there a four square for time travellers?
• You think Ansel Adams read his camera’s user guide?
• Is there a haters convention?
• Hacker or hustler?
• Smart phones or spy phones?
Is Nicolas Cage the new Mel Gibson?
• How do you monetize fear?
• Why don’t we declare war on warmongers?

Quotes

• What is the ROI of your mom? – @garyvee
• Creativity is a renewable resource. – Biz Stone
• The chef doesn’t know the secret in the secret sauce? – Chef Ramsey
• Clutch cars, do they still have them? – Obama

Randumb

• I dream in stereophonic sound.
• Mixed signals: just say no + just do it = just say do it
• I would love to eat dinosaur flavored Japanese style noodles instead of the chicken ones I am eating now.
• Remixing ZZZZZzzzzz and dreams.
• Everybody is a marketter.
• The name of my autobiography: FML, the story of my life.
• A pot pie is not what I thought it would be, completely different than pot brownie.
• The cost and stress of doing your taxes should be tax deductible.
• In the future everything will taste like aspartame, and not like chicken.
• Making and microwaving are not the same thing, don’t say on when you mean the other.
• In business you can patent a business process, porn industry is a large business, why not patent sex moves as a business process.
• Some guys are better bachelors than they are boyfriends.
• I love trolls, they are good for the lulz.
• I have a barcode there for I exist.

Retweet Revolution

• 1. Start a armed rebellion. 2. Open a central bank. 3. ????? 4. Profit 5. New national anthem.
• Rock the revolution.
• Not every rebel force is lead by a Luke Skywalker.
• Big winner in Libyan Revolution of 2012 is Qatar.
• Obama promised there wouldn’t be any boots in the ground in Libya, I guess CIA operatives don’t use boots.

Obamatron

• President Barrack Obama to crown himself Sultan Hussein Obama.
• Would Sultan Hussein Obama intervene in Bahrain, Syria, Yemen, Ivory Coast, Britain?
• Show me the money, the real unemployment figures, the federal reserves back office deals, and your birth certificate.
• President Obama sought approval for war and aggression towered Libya in the UN instead of from congress.
• Obama doesn’t need congress to declare war if he gets his marching orders from a UN resolution.
• President Obama is a token president.
• Do as you are told – President Obama

Got Gov?

• ‘We the people’ has been rewritten to ‘we the lobbyists.’
• The default policy for government should be freedom not feardom.
• The president is not above the law of the land.
• United Slaves of America.
• If the press cows to government censorship requests, is there really freedom of press?
• 50% of all Al Queda members are CIA.
• There is a secret government black op agency known as CIAQ, Central Intelligence Al-Queda.
• If the government shuts down, I will proclaim myself emperor of these United States, except for Idaho.
• IRS agents don’t carry calculators, they carry guns.
• Half of congress are trolls the other half are tools.
• If Hollywood ran the government, Charlie Sheen would be president, Mel Gibson Vice President, and Lady Gaga would the the Secretary of State, and American Idol judges would run the Supreme Court.
• Donald Trump should make The Apprentice: Congress Edition
• This is not a Twitter revolution or Facebook uprising. Was the American Revolution known as a pamphlet uprising?
• Snooki for Secretary of State.
• If Apple’s legal team wrote the constitution Jobs would tax you 30% for exercising your rights 2 life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
• AT&T gives the NSA better service than its customers.
• AT&T to merge with the NSA, to be called NSAT&T.

Politricks

• Mossad and Hamas should kiss and make up.
• If you wand great Paris souvenirs then go to China.
• Half of the British royal family’s income comes from the revenue and television rights of royal weddings.

War Racket

• Worst than going to war is going to war with no clear objectives, targets, and command.
• A tomahawk cruise missile fired hundreds of miles away is an act of war just as much as deploying soldiers.
• Nothing beats the smell of tomahawk cruise missiles in the air in the morning.
• Let’s us remember that the colonialism that the new world endured for 500 years was a coalition of the willing.
• The default setting in US drone’s target system is to seek and destroy any tribal meeting or wedding party.
• The best defense is a good surface to air defense.
• We are in an information war and the front line is social media, Twitter, Facebook, blogs, YouTube…
• Let freedom ring with the ricochet of a bullet.

Social Propaganda

• Who needs the gestapo when you have Facebook and sockpuppets as friends.
• There is no better marketing event than a natural disaster or national tragedy.
• If you condense a cable news network’s broadcast for a 24 hour period for original content you would only get 10 minutes.
• What need is there for @CNN and other cable news outlet if they show the same few clips from YouTube for 36 hours straight.
• NY Times or CIA Times?
• No wonder America has an obesity problem, depending on the time and channel up at 1/4 of commercials are about food, delicious yummy food…

Questions

• If you were a piece of wood what type of wood would you be?
• How many presidents can you pick up from a police lineup?
• Does the FBI have a backdoor in Foursquare and other location base applications?
• Does Black Water have an air force?
• Why isn’t Mother Nature on anybodies terror watchlist?
• How do you protest a ban on protests?
• What wealthy CEO or Hollywood actor will run for CA governor next?
• What is more important to you, your reputation or character?
• If you were a color in the rainbow what shade would you be?
• How many items do you have in your wishlist?
• If it’s a party in your mouth, where does the after party move to?
• How happy is a clam?

Randumb

• The intelligentsia is stupid.
• Ideas don’t have an ideology.
• If you are still in bed, you are only #winning if there are two other people there with you!
• New survey says that most Americans don’t trust surveys.
• crouching #tigerblood and hidden #dragonfire.
• There is no such thing as white collar on white collar crime.
• The audacity of dope
• Just because I have a big heart doesn’t mean I have a small brain.
• There is gold diggers and then there is nickel diggers.
• I want a unicorn pi~nata!
• If Michelangelo was alive today, his masterpiece David would be posed as if infront of a mirror taking a picture of himself with an iPhone.
• I’m a time machine that only goes forward in time at the constant speed of one minute per minute.
• It’s siesta time somewhere in the world.
• Me so hungry.
• This came to me in a dream: DTF FTW
• I wish I could read in the dark.
• The end is eh.
• I think I wanna start a punk rock band, the Naked Body Scanners.

In The Future

• In the future, the past will become unpredictable.
• Living in the future is so retro.
• In the near future smart phones will be free. Phone makers will make their money on app and media sales.
• In the future, political polls will override, over rule, and out weight the constitution.
• In the future, autotune will win every category in the Grammy’s.
• In the future everyone will be a social media expert.

Overheard

• OH: She took a shower so that she could take a bath.
• OH: It’s like kissing a cookie.
• OH: unicorns ain’t gangsta!
• OH: Your Indian name is Chief Cuts The Cheese.
• OH: I like my women like I like my burrito, wet and spicy.
• OH: I ordered a Hawaiian pizza with extra Hawaiian.

Mcdon’t

• McDonald’s should just come out and make the McCardboard.
• For St. Patrick’s, McDs has a Shamrock Shake. For Cinco de Mayo they should have a Tequila Shake.
• Does anyone actually like the Shamrock Shake at McDs?
• @mcdonalds if I am forced to ask for ketchup and asked to explicitly say how many I need what other cost cutting measures are you doing?
• Hey @mcdonalds, since when is it policy to not give customers what they want? Why was I denied a caramel and strawberry sundea?

Cookie Cartel

• The Girl Scouts cookies are sold by unpaid child labor and I am not entirely sure it is dolphin safe.
• There is nothing “sugar and spice” about the Girl Scouts cookie distribution empire.
• Girl Scouts have this cookie business locked, it’s like a cookie cartel!

Obamatron 3000

• The salary of a president is $374K, but President Obama made over $5 million last year in 2009.
• IBM Watson has more personality than President Obama. IBM Watson for president 2012!
• @barackobama have we invented time travel? Because I thought you were to close Gitmo one year into your term. Maybe your clock runs slow.
• Lil Wayne would have made a better first black president than Obama.
• The audacity of dope
• We got to out build, out innovate, out educate as well as out hustle the rest of the world. – President Obama
• To win the future you’ve got to bet on debt. – President Obama
• To win the future you’ve got to bet on black. – President Obama
• Win The Future By Borrowing From It – President Obama
• I completely oppose the dictatorship of Mubarak Obama.
• Within the span of two years we went from “Yes We Can” to “Oh No He Didn’t”

Got Gov?

• The new world order is of the corporations, by the elites, and for slaves.
• How do you protest a ban on protests?
• Warrants? We no need no stinking warrants to read yo email and Facebook account! – FBI
• An Intelligence Officer in the federal government might make less than $60/year. How intelligent can the guy be to take this job?
• You know the government is too big when there is a official job tittle for a White House Social Secretary that earns in the 6 figures.
• All your income are belong to the IRS.
• You are either a slave of the state or an enemy of the state.
• The CIA is in the malware and virus writing business, basically they are spook script kiddies.
• The government has a back door to your high speed router.
• The feds have seized domain names from individuals, will they next seize Twitter and Facebook accounts?
• The US finances two sort of organizations dictators and banks.

Politricks

• There are laws against panhandling, there should be a law against pandering.
• What former tech CEO will run for governor of California next?
• If Hollywood ran the government, Charlie Sheen would be president, Mel Gibson Vice President, and Lady Gaga would the the Secretary of State
• What wealthy CEO or Hollywood actor will run for CA governor next?
• The land of the free and the home of the brave and the naked body scanners.
• FBI: Facebook Bureau of Investigations
• How is it that a government agency will release a computer virus but some kid that guesses a politicians email password gets jail time?
• The law is not above the law.

Revolutions

• The way Gaddafi has used war planes and high caliber weapons on civilians you would think he was a general with the IDF.
• Political protests are sweeping through the Middle East and Wisconsin.
• Wondering who will be the next dictator of Egypt.
• The people have spoken and regimes have crumble.
• First Tunisia, now Egypt, next England!!!
• Mummy Mubarak to step down!!!
• Congratulations to the people of Egypt.
• The will of the people is mightier than the edicts of dictators.
• Mubarack Obama to step down!!!!
• If you can tweet you can start a revolution.
• If the American Revolution would be held today the Federalist Papers would be known as the Facebook Status Updates.
• The will of the people is always mightier than the will of a dictraitor.
• Dictators are traitor to their country.
• No one questions a hanging chad if it’s punched through with a bullet.
• Some vote with a rigged voting machine, other with cold hard cash, and others with an AK-47.

Econemy

• Wall Street: The Fourth Branch of government.
• In cash we trust.
• Monsanto has figured out how to grow genetically modified money on trees.
• Home is where your mortgage is.
• In information economy you bribe public officials not with dirty money but with dirty insider information.
• Corporatism is not capitalism.

Propagandon’t

• There is no such thing as white collar on white collar crime.
• Let freedom ring with the ricochet of a bullet.
• They should have a naked body scanner at the red carpet at the Oscars.
• This CNN broadcast has been modified to fit your screen and our agenda.
• The revolution will be produced for 24 hour cable news.
• The problem with @CNN is that their anchors talk too much about what they know so little about.
• WTF: Win The Future
• China can advertise in Times Square but I can’t Google in Tiananmen Square.

Question

• Is the federal government too big to fail?
• Bahrain or Bloodrain?

Randumb

• Charity is big business.
• Riots, rebellions, and revolutions in the morning!
• Ethnic cleansing is a dirty business.
• Many of the political assassins in American history have three names, for example Lee Harvey Oswald and Jared Lee Loughner.

In Da Future

• In the future, money will have QR codes and RFID chips.
• In the future, picture taking, map drawing, and evasive driving will be made illegal.
• In the future, it will be considered illegal to quote/teach/defend the Constitution.
• In the future, the chains of bondage will be virtual.

Duchery

• To me @urbanhomestead’s tactics are no better than @MonsantoCo’s. I wonder if get have the same lawyer.
• @urbanhomestead patents pollination in plants, sues the green giant.
• Blogging is often confused with reporting and freedom of speech. – Dervaes Family Institute For Trademark Lawsuits
• @urbanhomestead you can’t usurp a home grown and grass root community with a trademark.
• @urbanHomestead to send Twitter a cease and desist for allowing the #urbanhomestead hashtag.
• @urbanhomestead to send @urbanoutfitters and @KeithUrban a ‘fyi cease and desist’ letter for trademark infringement for using the word Urban
• Hey @urbanhomestead I just purchased The Urban Homestead: Your Guide to Self-sufficient Living in the Heart of the City by Kelly Coyne!
• I hate to inform @urbanhomestead but you can’t claim copyright or trade mark infringement on a book name or title. Stop your attack!
• @urbanhomestead just patented drip irrigation and the domestication of snow peas, oh, and don’t use their trademarks without consent.

One page includes advice on necessary clothing and accessories, such as a leather jacket or sweatshirt with a hood, garbage can lid or pot lid to use a shield, protected glasses, scarf to cover mouth, spray paint, gloves, and comfortable shoes.

Necessary Clothing and Accessories

Another page describes how to deal with riot police vehicles, such as those with water cannons use to disperse crowds. One tip is to use spray paint to paint over the windshields of police vehicles and surveillance cameras.

How to Use the Accessories

The Atlantic did not post the whole pamphlet, just a few translated page.