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Favorite Tweets January 2010

There are some funny people on Twitter. Whenever I find a funny, witty, or thought provoking I usually retweet it and favorite it. Here is a small collection of recent tweets that stoop out to me.

@Twiggy185: people often say that motivation doesn’t last. well neither does bathing that’s y we recommend it daily
@wafflesgirls: the sun [...]

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One Tweet Breakup

Here is a collection of humorous tweets from the recent trending hashtag #1tweetbreakup.

@SaafirJ: #1tweetbreakup I found a man who can tweeet 150 characters..
@Maestro: #1tweetbreakup i’m tired of being followed. i need myspace
@clstilwell: #1tweetbreakup You’re a Twitter whore & I don’t want any sloppy 389,896 th’s
@IsaacHayes3: #1tweetbreakup and I won’t need all 140 characters cause woman [...]

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Worst Lies

Here is a collection of humorous tweets from the recent trending hashtag #worstlies.

@rjay2hot4u: #worstlies I tried callin u back but kept goin strait 2 ur voicemail
@O_Marks_Da_Spot #worstlies I’ll always be here for you…even if you serving a 30 year prison bid
@mysone: #worstlies – I aint that type of girl, N never did that before
@MrSuperJay: “I [...]

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The Pre-Prenuptial

A prenuptial is simply not enough, I feel there is a legitimate need for a pre-prenuptial agreement. Typically a prenuptial states what the women is entitled after a divorce. A pre-prenuptial outlines what a husband is entitled after marriage.

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Sorry Bow Wow

I love Twitter Trends. One of my favorite was the backlash of Unfollow Diddy back in May, 2009. Recently, Bow Wow was trending on Twitter under the hashtag #sorrybowwow.

@j_keys_85: #sorrybowwow but did u buy ur rhyming skills at toys-r-us? lol
@nailprincess1: #sorrybowwow you a paper thug
@WillieBman: #sorrybowwow clubs don’t serve a glass of warm [...]

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